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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    I'll assume that normal people can read 10- 20 lines of text and don't need the information to be in the format of a musical polemic. As for people who show their 'patriotism' by rocking up to the vigils of murdered schoolchildren with crates of cider, looting their local Greggs and Lush, setting fire to wheelie bins in a tragi-comic attempt to attack the police, and burning down libraries because they believe ludicrous internet rumours that all the books in there have been replaced with the Koran, then they can go and do bird in chokey, or some other moronic lyrics that they only listen to because they're educationally subnormal.

    Glad to be of help. <ok>
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  3. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    Wake me up with UK poll news in 5 years when it'll matter.

    :emoticon-0113-sleep
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    It's easier to remember if it's made into a song. To benefit us all regardless of where our political allegiance lies. That was some rant about the few trouble makers who latched on to the patriotic protests btw <laugh>
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    'The few' <rofl>

    Do you know what patriotic means?
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

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    The Lefty Loony Nazi Party under the son of a toolmaker :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Of course "few", the few who looted shops for a start. Can't comment on those nicked for throwing things at the cops because I don't know to what extent they were defending themselves from police brutality.

    Patriots = people who love their country. In this case I suppose you could say the protestors were patriots who want to restore their country to what they perceive as a better, previous version of it.
     
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  8. Toby

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    The people they were hating on could also have been British, or do you think you have to be white + have ancestry going back centuries to be British?
     
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  9. Easter Road 1980

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    Lefty loony raging gammon honky snowflake hypocrites won't understand that <laugh>
     
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  10. HRH Custard VC

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  11. FosseFilberto

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    Hate to break it to you mate ... but it's gone... done ... won't be another one for four years ... all the best...
     
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  12. HRH Custard VC

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    Hate to tell you, but any incoming gov gets a honeymoon period, Labours lasted 2 days
    Not going to end well for them is it
     
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    ...likely better than it did for the Tories... biggest electoral massacre in history ... hey ho ...
     
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    Indeed they deserved it, I think Labour will eclipse them in 5 years time
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    The English don't want to pay tax for their public servants to dump 3rd World scum on us , with the aim of replacing us .

    White Christian countries are under attack by our traitorous leaders.

    The United Nations have told us that replacement migration is happening & if you don't like it then we will lock you up .

    They better build bigger prisons & hire a few million extra pigs
     
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    ... biggest problem with that sentence is you combining the words "I" and "think" ...

    ... that said, I do believe Labour will eclipse the Tories ... but not in terms of abject failure, missing billions and blatant cronyism... so you're partly right <ok>
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    There will be another Islamic terrorism attack involving young English babies & the Anglo Saxons will start burning mosques .

    I don't agree that this is a good thing but we are at tipping point towards Crusades again.

    History has shown what happens when you show weakness to Muslims , they rape kill & take over .
     
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  20. pompeymeowth

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    You've posted at least 300 of them, so expect some red coloured smoke coming up from under your door soon.
     
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