Stevie Wonder - 7 Children David Blunkett - 5 Children (allegedly) Ray Charles - 12 Children I think it’s safe to say it’s not w*nking that makes you blind.
I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my house over the weekend . . . . my neighbour is dead against it !
After coming off the phone clearly looking distressed, my colleague asked what was up. "It's my wife" I said. "Oh god, not bad news is it?" He asked. "Definitely" I replied. "She was reminding me it's our wedding anniversary and she's managed to get rid of the kids for the night."