Brum - the story of one mans struggle to find employment in the midst of a recession, whilst clinging to the dream he can open his own net curtain hanging business one day
My next one might see the guy who plays Max Branning in Eastenders play a **** of a lawyer who loses his laptop on a platform at a train station
I think an erotic thriller about the strange nippled psycho bird that ML11 is involved with would be worth a watch.
Be better playing ML, after all he is from East Kilbride, that's what most of them look like out there
Good ideas lads, would you be able to make it more into a comedy than a drama? And I'm very much a looker. In one of my photos I look a bit like Kevin Thomson, who we can all agree is a looker. Other times I've been told I look like Ewan McGregor I cut my hair all off just so the psycho bitch might not recognise me That could be turned into a 2 part episode
"I'm very much a looker" Quality as long as there's shaggin in it I dont care if it's a comedy, drama, thriller or a ****in documentary
I would offer to play myself, as long as I'm no having to shag Marilyn Manson I was being tongue in cheek with saying I'm a looker I'm the elvis in my avatar
A rocker bird I worked with went to watch Mailyn Manson in concert & walked out when he started giving the drummer a BJ in the middle of the stage between songs
It may have been the drummer giving him one now I think of it but essentially there was gay oral on the stage during the middle of the gig.
Spare rib cock sucker I also heard that he used to play the wee geeky character in the US TV show - The Wonder Years - you know the wee guy with the specs. Although like Brums stories, I think it may be a lot of pish
You would do that too brum I know I would......but at the same time, I don't even know where I've been There was a guy in my football team who was a serial shagger. His wife chucked him out when he came home pished and tried to pull her mate.....when she was in his living room talking to his wife She was willing to forgive the fact he got her two best mates pregnant Anyway, after he was chucked out he moved in with his cousin. The cousin had went to work leaving the jake. He had to go home early from work, walked in to find the jakey naked in his living room watching porn with headphones in. He had covered his knob in peanut butter so his cousins dogs could give him a bj while having a ****. The cousin was on the phone to a guy in the team who is a police sergeant asking if he could press charges, saying he had raped his dogs
For the record I wouldn't suck my own cock Just had a look on the net - apparently one of the put a strap on on which they then suck but it looks realistic to shock folk. The bird at work obviously believed it!!
what a ****ing fantastic idea...how about a wikipedia page for the " not 606 soap opera " that we can all then add to/ edit.......any royalties accrued when its picked up by warner brothers should probably go to......me .
