Craig Bellamy

Gets my vote, enjoyed this! Masky Of Llandaff

 

Yobs and hecklers, chuck them out! BFB OUT! Masks Of Llandaff

 

Why would I come out? I'm not a closet queen. I know what I am, I'm a man, I'm a man.

But what is Masky?

 

And so is Lola, L-O-L-A, Lola.

 

Great song.

 

My van is named LOLA because it's a Tranny (VW T5) not the poundland ford trannie which would be called rupaul or something
I know too much

 

Back in the mid-80s I had a marina van called Morrison.

 

Back in the sixties I had a Morris Minor called Bessie. Can’t remember why.

Anyway one night it was stolen and the RUC (police) informed me that it was located in the Republican Andersonstown area of Belfast. As they were too frightened to go there I had to go and retrieve it myself!

Follow me for more stories of a misspent youth.

 

I think I would have left it there too!

 

Watching you lot, and all your antics, marking your cards! Masky Of Llandaff

 

Masky visited Belfast once on a business trip, over a few days and nights Masky experienced the seedy side of the city and pleasured a lass, who was so impressed with what Masky had in store for her, she nicknamed Masky Goliath! Masky Of Llandaff

 

got Lola (My Transporter) from Belfast, 'Robinsons' the name of the dealership
Really nice salesman, he even checked for rust on the underside of the van with a big mirror before I went for a test drive...
Bloody nice chap