Transfer Rumours The Summer 2024 Transfer Thread

[Fox Mulder]

Does anybody remember the old gangbang and spit roast stories of the Robson era? This lad looks like a cross between Titus bramble and Jermaine jennas

I'll go Efan Euku cross Gibbs White

 

[Gangsta Ginola]

Did you see what I said about Gordon? The lad can play he's only 19 and at a **** club.

If he starts scoring goals £10 will become 50 million in a year.

At that price it’s a chance worth taking. But it’s hardly let’s win the PL levels is it.

What position does he play?

 

[Obi Wan]

At that price it’s a chance worth taking. But it’s hardly let’s win the PL levels is it.

What position does he play?

Pretty much anywhere in attack.
Seems to be able to use either foot.

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

Biggest positive is it means we’re even less likely to sign DCL now

 

[Fox Mulder]

Biggest positive is it means we’re even less likely to sign DCL now

Only a cb to go

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

Only a cb to go

We’ll get a rw

 

[Fox Mulder]

We’ll get a rw

Sounds like they will need to sell first.... I personally think they'll sign a cb and that will be all otherwise.

 

[Obi Wan]

Only a cb to go

But you said we have Joelinton.

 

[Fox Mulder]

But you said we have Joelinton.

Here's what I said and what then happened

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[Albert's Chip Shop]

He has scored before.. 6 ft 4 too... like the other giant they signed the serb dude.

Newcastle building a team of giants

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should be good for basketball then.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Pretty much anywhere in attack.
Seems to be able to use either foot.

The Sheffield fans called him jigsaw,









he went to pieces in the box.

 

[Fox Mulder]

should be good for basketball then.

I've always said Newcastle like a bit of Stoke City in a player since Howe arrived

 

[Obi Wan]

I've always said Newcastle like a bit of Stoke City in a player since Howe arrived

He's at Sheffield United.
Similar kit I suppose.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Where's Roland

 

[Obi Wan]

Where's Roland

At his therapy class?

 

[Fox Mulder]

At his therapy class?

I'm desperate for his reaction.

Roland is a legend I love his posts.

 

[Obi Wan]

I'm desperate for his reaction.

Roland is a legend I love his posts.

Maybe he's talking to producers of the next Netflix drama, to cover his user ID story.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Wait until Gordon is sold that's when we'll get Roland at his best.

 

[Welshie]

Welcome.

But it ain't giving me a boner.

We need something else.

 

[Obi Wan]

Welcome.

But it ain't giving me a boner.

We need something else.

To be fair it would be pretty difficult for us to tell, I hear panda boners are very small.