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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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  1. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    **** me that video's gold

    - the super awkward moment of the guy getting the ball trapped under his foot and still having all the time to score
    - the guy in the crowd who can clearly be heard saying "we're your ****in glasses man?" at the penalty being awarded.
    - the Mackem forward doing his best Messi impression for the perfect finish and ballsing it up
    - the Mackem keeper holding his hands up in defeat the winner
     
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  2. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    15 years to the day
     
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  3. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Really? Ffs she stole my best years <laugh>
     
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  4. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Check out this stupid ****.

    that Greek keeper we spent “nothing” on cost more than your club, stadium and academy if light <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    IMG_1894.png
     
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  5. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Who've they got ? They're very strange.
     
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  6. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Some fat lad called Ckarke who they think is worth £25m. A mid called rigg who would shag Roly’s lass to play for the toon and a millionaire teenage owner whose family fortune came from (reads notes……slavery and Saudi Arabia <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>)
     
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  7. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Yeah ponces around in a hair band thinking he's grealish
     
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  8. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Whilst balls deep in seagulls <whistle>



    sorry for the dickheads viewing


    Whilst balls deep in seagulls <whistle>
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    IMG_2246.jpeg
     
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  10. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Newcastle should pay the money they wouldn't for Branthwaite now.

    An early opportunity to defeat Ashworth
     
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    Toonitus, Jul 31, 2024
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    £40m plus Longstaff
     
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  12. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    That would be heaven sent
     
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  13. Maximin Effort

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    They may want a midfielder to replace Onana...
     
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  14. GeordieHalfbreed

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    Rioting in Sunderland. Buildings looted and burned down, cars wrecked, people injured.

    Tens of pounds of damage caused.
     
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  15. Magdad

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    Sent £4.50 for the crowd fund and they’ve sent me some change <laugh>
     
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    Magdad, Aug 3, 2024
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  16. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Its an improvement scheme they have
     
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  17. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    That is impossible
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Maybe he means in weight?
     
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  19. Nig

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    We won't Woy :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Have they started in Newcastle yet or can't they get out because of the tags ?
    It was on the news that a suspected terrorist was apprehended behind the library in Newcastle and a stash of Kalashnikov rifles, grenades, explosive devices and other weapons were seized.
    Locals were shocked as they never knew they had a library.
     
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