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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for the advice your worship, worked a treat, if you could drop your service charges a teensy bit, ill pay you a retainer for advice. :emoticon-0131-angel:emoticon-0109-kiss: pretty please
     
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    Pompeymeowth never ever comes onto the Pompey site nowadays. From memory, he is a "left wing" socialist, who despises anything right wing, i.e. Tory or Reform! That Toby comes across as a revolting twat, doesn't he?! They would make a fine married couple. <laugh>
     
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  3. Didley Squat

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    You tell em’ Pike!
    Tell em’ they’re driving us up the wall!
    ( this is a roadwork site, ha!)
     
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    Keeping sh1t uphill?
    Tunnel ahead?
    Road opens to six lanes?
     
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  6. Didley Squat

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    Today news by air….

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  7. Makemstine Roger

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    pushing turds back in is an exhausting job, but someone has to do it
     
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    You ole giver of swollen goods!
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

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    well Woops was so satisfied, it's made him speechless
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

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    he must be loving it
     
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    Well, l’m different…….

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  14. Makemstine Roger

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    must be a coppers then or his nark
     
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    So, l open the door of the van and WTF do you think l see?

    a friggin croc, chasing some bacon & eggs!
    Comes right inside my wife’s annex he did!
    Didn’t ask, just walks right up.

    The right bar steward l say….

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    Hey Ma, just takin the kids down to the shops for an icecream!

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    Another chat up line for Roger.....

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  19. Makemstine Roger

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    oi luves it
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

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    why waste a lob
    when we can do the dog
     
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