The best conspiracy theories about SAFC.

Hello all,


Just a random thought I had this morning,

What are the best Conspiracy theories you have heard about the club?

 

Kristjaan Speakman is actually Satan under a Scooby Doo style mask.

 

Stefan Schwarz hasn't been to the moon .

 

And he would’ve got away with it if it wasn’t for those pesky supporters

 

If it wasn't for those pesky centre forwards*

 

Mr Smith was Lawrie Evans.

 

Speakman picks the team

 

Does he really? Well that needs to change quickly. Anyway it’s Dodds that selects the team.

 

KLD doesnt want the club to be successful

 

Speakers gets a payout from whatever we get for Bellingham

 

KLD is using SAFC as.a stepping stone to taking over Marseille ...

... while simultaneously avoiding making Sunderland successful and having his pants pulled down by Speakman.

 

Micky Gray was boning Peter Rieds daughter

 

Darren Bent was boning Steve Bruce's daughter

 

Dodds is picking the team, choosing the tactics

Never heard that one, wouldn’t surprise me though

 

Hence the loan move, load of ****e though. iirc was posted on RTG first.

 

Any of the numerous ones that do the rounds about KLD, Sartori, Speakman, Dodds or Bellingham.

The enemies within for an element of our fanbase.

 

some are utterly genius, like they gone to all the effort to making something up,
basically watch any video the madmistake makes and boom

 

Yes I've seen the phrase 'the Bellingham clan' being used to attack the club now ...

... the amount of time some Sunderland supporters spend, attacking their own club, makes me wonder about their sanity.

It's supposed to be fun ffs, some of the posts are totally anguished and bitter.

 

Some generally wont be happy untill we have an owner that will spend 555m on each player coming in
we are back in the PL barely staying up each season
sacking a coach mid way through each season

since 2002 we have had

Wilkinson and Cotterill
Mick McCathey Full season and a bit
Roy keane 2 full seasons
steve bruce
martin o'neil
Di Canio
Poyet
Advocaat
BSA
David Moyes - Full Season
Grayson
Coleman
Jack Ross - Full Season
Parkinson
Johnson
Neil
Tony Mowbray
beale
RLB

(that list is truly shocking)

 

Good post mate, perfect illustration of what's wrong.

Yet those who attack the club most are often those who demand the sacking of the BCB culprit, anyone involved in merchandising, Dodds & Proctor because they proved themselves unable to manage in the Championship, Speakman for a list of various crimes against SAFC, Doris the tea lady for forgetting to shave before she came in ...

... they also want the owners out with absolutely anyone taking over and mortgaging the club into the ground.

Some even want fans, like them, to take over .

As long as we're spending loads of borrowed money everything will be fine