God things are slow as **** right now, the mystery of Roland's Netflix name is more interesting than the transfer thread.
We could play 'guess Roly's Netflix username' to help pass the time. Could be fun & creative. In a taking the piss out Roly kind of way.
Well it's gotta be something specific to the argument, so the initial thought of StopBeingAWhineyCunt is ruled out. Something like GonnaTellEveryoneAboutYourAmputeePornStash maybe
I think she discovered Roly's secret of his obsession with Eddie Howe. All the stuff he posts on here is just a front to hide his Eddie affections. She found his secret dungeon, with walls covered in Eddie pics, a shrine to Eddie and even a life-sized Eddie sex doll.
She walked in while he was in there with a dominatrix in an Eddie Howe mask, he was tied up and being whipped and screaming "Eddie, harder, I'm your little bitch, **** me up!"
Roland, it's possible a serial killer is after your girlfriend It's also possible she's messing with you. Speaking of serial killers, where's Munson today?
