Off Topic Holidays

Do you need to drive? Can you not hang off the top of a train like the majority? Posh bastard

 

Silly ****s init

 

I’ve been chatting to some Man Utd fan from Swansea, I’m like “nah, mate I’ve survived 3 heart attacks you can **** right off, I’ve been warned” then again lads in same hotel as me and flew here

 

Cool that you and Chief managed to meet up

 

I haven’t knowingly…… yet

 

Man United fan who lives in Swansea though.

 

Matth I reckon.

 

It’s maths

 

Matth can only count to six.

 

As many fingers as Saff?

 

No way is Matth from the south.

 

Yeah I’m sure he’s from near Wrexham somewhere.

 

You'll have to get his name.

Swansea's a village man, I'll know him.

Well, West Swansea is anyway. I don't mix with the East Side plebs.

 

Think my worst nightmares coming reality she’s dragged me to some massive **** looking boot sale type thing, plonks me in a bar and when ordering a beer they’ve brought me a big bottle of water

 

I’m done. She’s found a ****ing primark.

 

Last year we did the trip to Barcelona. Been loads of times before, so not really much to look at.

My daughter and Mrs straight to this huge Primark in Place Cataluna and spent over an hour in there.

What's the point of that?

 

Got here and every shop closed, only things open is McDonald’s and a bar

 

Ah the days of Sunday trading laws

 

She’s in a huff with my “doo doo doo doo doo I’m loving it” quips

 

I remember as a lad when I first went drinking in the pubs at 15/16, I got there at the normal time but on a Sunday, to find the pub all locked up. My mate rocks up and tells me it's Sunday trading but she'll unbolt the doors in a couple of minutes - I'm like Sunday trading, what is this shhite.