The RSPB today announced its commitment to studying the effects of cannabis on seabirds. Vowing to leave no tern unstoned.
Met a girl in the pub last night who said she'd show me a good time... Got outside, she ran 100m in 9.72 seconds....
As I lay there gazing at the heavens and contemplating the infinite mysteries of the cosmos, I couldn't help but wonder... Where the f*ck had my tent gone!
It's only my first week in this prison and I've already been bummed three times in the shower.... I'm starting to think I'm not cut out to be a prison guard!
I would have thought they would have been in the sailing events. I’m sure the one on the right with the mobile is in the laser class.