https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mark-kelly-gorilla-suit/ Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit onto the international space station the jokes write themselves
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cnd089gk7w3o.amp Attempted murder arrest over Tube station stabbing Part & parcel empty the prisons
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c80x7l511w9o.amp Woman killed in attack by pet dog with mental health issues. Sir Starmer commented " I'm shocked and appalled " Thoughts & prayers go out to the dangerous dog community during this troubling situation & the Labour government will be reaching out to the dangerous dog community to combat , anti dog racism from the "far right ". The best course of action is to release more dangerous breeds into society & give the dangerous dogs community a safe passage to enter the United Kingdom free from dogophobia & anti dog hatred .
Blimey, the counter terror police have a side hustle helping out the mentally ill. Counter-terror police helping investigation into stabbing of lieutenant colonel https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/24/soldier-stabbed-army-barracks-kent/
Does anyone know the consequences of breaking the nose of a border guard in a muslim country, irrespective of gender, religion or excuse? Presumably they'll be releasing the footage of them attacking the border guards soon, in the interest of full disclosure.
