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The sunderland//newcastle Banter Thread

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Nov 4, 2011.

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  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Nov 29, 2011
  2. Dorset

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    I hope the fish puns are finished with. My face muscles are killing me after laughing so much
     
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    Dorset, Nov 29, 2011
  3. MrRAWhite

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    I've been thinking of more fish puns, but my mind seems to have clam[med] up...
     
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    MrRAWhite, Nov 29, 2011
  4. Dorset

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    Well at least we're not trying to skate around the subject ;)
     
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    Dorset, Nov 29, 2011
  5. Agent Bruce

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    Here's a good fish pun for you ................................ Perch has just signed for Sunderland!
     
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  6. Dorset

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    What a load of carp!
     
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    Dorset, Nov 29, 2011

  7. TheLittleGeordie

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    bet you were floundering around in panic about that
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Nov 29, 2011
  8. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    like a beached whale
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Nov 29, 2011
  9. MrRAWhite

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    Did someone call?
     
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    MrRAWhite, Nov 30, 2011
  10. Agent Bruce

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    Probably a whitefish getting battered.
     

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  11. Shameless

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    My parrot was sick the other day after swallowing a watch. Bastard, he knows I hate politics.
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    You've spelt PollyTicks wrong.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. jimileysbaldhead

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    Two parrots sitting on a perch and one says to the other " can you smell fish?"
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Nov 30, 2011
  15. MrRAWhite

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    And "Can you smell fish?" came the reply.
     
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    MrRAWhite, Nov 30, 2011
  16. jimileysbaldhead

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    " Goodnight girls ".... said the blind man walking past a wet fish shop.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Nov 30, 2011
  17. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    I have given my cod piece a good work out in that shop
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Nov 30, 2011
  18. Agent Bruce

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    Enjoying your retirement Syd?

    With jokes like that, don't give up your day job.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Nov 30, 2011
  19. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    sorry, it was a bit of a damp squid
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Dec 3, 2011
  20. MrRAWhite

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    That's terrible marra...But it made me chuckle all the same...<laugh>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Dec 3, 2011
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