I am naturally left handed, but my mum decided to'cure' me when a baby by tying me left arm behind my back when learning to use a spoon! as my grandmother was also a leftie but had problems at school etc. So I am totally left footed, play golf cricket etc lefthanded, play tennis snooker, shooting etc right handed. Although a lot of stuff I can do with both hands. The worst bit is I write right handed worse than a doctor. Thanks mum!
I can **** with either hand. I prefer my left, as it feels like it might be a stranger doing it (female, but however you wish to imagine it).
Wasn’t that a Billy Connolly trick. Think he advised sitting on your hand till it fell asleep and then it felt like someone else doing the job
Used to be right-footed, but equally useless with both these days. I write & do all precision work with my left hand, & 'strength' work with my right. Strange chap indeed! I remember staving my left thumb at college. Got it sorted & straight down to the residence canteen for lunch. It was tomato soup. I tried valiantly to use my right, but ended up looking like I was a mass murderer by the end. Actually horrified some snowflakes as they entered & I left. OK, I shouldn't have moaned & screamed out 'watch out for the knife'. Apparently the Andrex share price spiked that day ....
Wilder has said in an interview he is disappointed that he’s signed for us but he was running his contract down, apparently we signed him last night
Was a good honest interview with wilder. Nice to see a manger showing his real emotion about a Sale he didn’t want
