British Politics spam thread

I have D Wave set up hooked up to clockwork elves in Mumbai

 

Still unix based now (Darwin) and they are so small I can fit 2 in shoe box and room left over for 2 more

 

I see.

 

Does Argentina still use pesos?

 

Time we went back to pen, pencil, paper, hard cash and telephone landlines.

 

Only in their soups I believe.

 

https://x.com/JonyIveParody/status/1814313437255565332

 

I had some change that I put in a humanitarian aid to Gaza collection today - can you update your figures please?

 

people who stand with the Palestinian cause

Mindy, Toby, Hitler - The A Team

 

I ain't getting on no plane, fool

 

You're agreeing with a low-IQ supernoob talking about cyber attacks. This was an AV going rogue with a Windows update.

Thought you were a bit more clued up.

 

thats what Klaus wants you to think, you think he isnt capable of hijacking a windows update?

 

Funny you should mention that, old chum. I still carry a pen, a notepad and a bit of folding on my person. Oh, and a set of nail clippers.

 

the notepad in question

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I think *****ger is more IT-savvy imho

 

Only Windows servers/devices to be accurate.

 

Toby took 3 antivirals to travel to France, that reduced his IQ to beneath midwit

 

Toby take a PCR test you may have the Biden variant.

Coincidentally

 

the nazis were quite smart, this doesnt even include the top genius Hitler

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