British Politics spam thread

why does that not surprise me

 

It was Crowdstrike going rogue, doubt Klaus works there.

 

The kernal is XNU

Lefties here dont bother joining in, this will go way over your heads

 

he threatened them with ze bugs

 

https://www.europarl.europa.eu/doceo/document/E-9-2021-004762_EN.html

Cyber Polygon – ‘cyber pandemic’ simulation by the World Economic Forum

 

SOROS had a put option on Crown Paints 3 days ago

 

This timeline is epic

 

Don't tell mac users that! It upsets them their godlike OS is nothing more than a proprietary Linux distro that has been progressively shedding the best parts of its origin. It's a pile of ****.

There's a lot that runs on Windows servers. They are surprisingly robust when you don't operate them as a domain controller, and of course some schmuck at CrowdStrike doesn't pull the rug out from under.

 

^^^^ Not late 20's

 

^^^ Nerd alert

 

Banger

 

Eh?

 

UNIX 03 certified

 

We are gods.

Pray to me and I may send you beer and a fit bird

My name is Allah

 

Computers went boom boom because the service the organisation's affected paid to keep them safe and secure 24/7 ****ed them up.

Organisations that paid CrowdStrike for that service were affected. Nobody else.

 

Back in the day, eh?

When a mini computer still filled a whole room.