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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I've been saying for a few years now that humanoids obsession with everything digital is going to **** the whole world up.

    Modern technology is great until it falls on it's arse or is attacked and then everyone is up **** creek and we will all have to become toolmakers and resort to bartering with bugs as the Globalists **** up agriculture totally.

    Welcome to reality.
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You go to pay for something in Tesco with a diversity employee for goods totalling £10.17p hand them a crisp twenty & a 20p piece they look at you weirdly , proceed to hand you back £9.83p because the computer told them to & don't understand why you gave them 20p.

    The people lining up behind you are impatient not understanding the hold up as the ****** presses the buzzer for a supervisor.

    Idiocrasy 2024
     
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  3. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Labour party wins!
     
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  5. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    you will pay with ze bugs
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    And then they can all go and join their criminal friends that have been let out the prisons by the Lefty Loony Woke Spastic Government.
     
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  7. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Did you know it's the start of pride weekend in Leeds? <laugh>
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Zelenskyy is in town rattling his little tin demanding another £100 billion plus from the mug Western tax payers .

    Sir Rodney will have to punish the UK over 70s that paid into the state pensions for 50 years & made enough money to be exempt from receiving the state pension through hard work & brains.

    Meanwhile all the 3rd World scum let in are given free everything thanks to a bill he passed .

    Labour hate you more than the Tory scum
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Labour's booming economy will come from wind farms , solar panels , Turkish Barbers , mobile phone repair shops & American candy stores .

    In 5 years we will be like the Singapore of Europe
     
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  10. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  11. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    My mac is working fine
     
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  12. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  13. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Apple systems will be next to be ****ed completely <ok>
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Klaus from WEF had a Cyber Polygon simulation not long ago with exactly these sort of issues.

    Russia played the bad guys in the role play
     
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  15. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    We Mac owners are top of the tree, harder to **** up*














    *unless Im using one then it will **** up
     
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  16. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Oooft. My beel-o-meter has given up, these levels are unheard of. Weird nonsensical rantings and make-believe scenarios non-stop since yesterday.

    What lives.
     
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  17. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    mac is a private version of Linux really

    im surprised so much stuff is running on windows, just assumed it would have been linux like all the servers
     
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  18. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Unix not linux
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Is it raining where you are?
     
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  20. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    *gnu plus unix
     
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