Off Topic The Burly Arms

Some **** tried to burn off my bike lock and in doing so melted the key bit of the lock so i cant get the key in.

 

Major banks, hospitals and airports brought to a standstill.

The server on this forum must be **** hot.

 

@brb be like...

 

My bank seems to be fine, well the app is anyway

 

Bolt cutter be cheaper.

 

Oxford lock

Cutters won't do it unfortunately

 

The IT outage/cyber attack isn't causing enough **** tbh, quite boring.

 

Spoons only taking cash.

Good thing i have some

 

I'm going prepared to the pub tonight. How do I get cash again?

 

Go to work

 

Dunno how, but **** never ever seems to impact this country lol

Must be the mountains or something

 

Pint of Angle Grinder?

 

That's no fun.

 

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Suppose I better put the news on, see what's happened.

 

Sky News mate, watch Sky News.

 

An orange, I should be so lucky

 

I got about £80 in my wallet, lovely hot day, I might pop to the pub lunchtime and enjoy a lovely pint, while looking at everyone as though what's the problem.

 

Only if theyre out of Pints of cocaine