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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

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    The Three Stooges having a good laugh about Dame Beer Korma's latest tally of private jet air miles <laugh>

    Go Green Man. go!!
     
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    Is he any relation to Tommy?
     
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    scripted reality

     
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    There would be rioting, looting, destruction not in Pennsylvania and everywhere else?

    It's a tricky sentence to reverse.
     
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    ****ing hell, it just gets worse. <laugh>

     
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    How did the gun man sneak that extendable 20 foot long ladder in ?

    <laugh>

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    Fat short arsed dikes as bodyguards <laugh>

    Maybe she could take the blast of a car bomb .
     
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    Nobody suspected the mild mannered janitor.
     
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    I have to ask, why did he wait all that time before taking a shot?
     
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    Was the shooter told he'd have to be shot dead, as part of the scam?

    And the audience member?
     
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    Best of was that the sniper was such a good marksman that he managed to nick Trupms ear (whilst his head was moving) to make it look real.
     
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    Apparently they were kicked out of the school shooting club after one visit, as they were so bad they hit a target about six lanes up from the one they were actually aiming at, and were felt to be so **** they were a danger to others.

    As mentioned earlier, rather than a conspiracy I reckon it's another case of Hanlon's Razor “never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”

    The Americans struggle to accept that their Security Services aren't all that the media and movies make them out to be.
     
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