Look, I'm trying my best for you mate. OK, how about this? Gordon...........Isak..........NEW (Barnes).......(NEW).......(NEW) NEW..............Bruno..........NEW (Willock).......(Joelinton).....(Tonali) NEW......Botman.....NEW......NEW (Hall/Burn/Kelly/Schar/NEW/Tino/Tripps) .........................NEW ............(Pope / Dubs / Vlach / Gillespie)
I suppose Trippier, Gordon and Olmo won't be there for the start of the season, maybe miss 2 or 3 games?
That slob Sissoko has now signed for Watford in the Championship apparently. He refused for us there, and I'm glad he did tbh.
Loving this NEW, obviously versatile and can play in a lot of positions, but I’ve not seen any rumours yet? Who does he play for?
Rumours in the Spanish media that we've offered Harvey Barnes + cash to Barcelona in an attempt to sign one of their players.
Barnes has literally just been given the number 11. Who makes this **** up? I mean, Schar for Anderson maybe.
When does the window end ? It won't surprise me if Newcastle start the season playing Burn at left back with schar/Krafth at cb and Longstaff and Murphy also playing. This will be the case no matter when the signings come because Howe drags his heels. He seem to wait until everything has gone to **** before making obvious changes.
