Euro 24

You called master

 

Well TBF the last time we met, you had darker skin than an Indian.

 

You left out Bator

 

Hello Mr Shako, would sir like a poppadom?

 

Straight forward compared with Colombia

 

Still having those strange dreams i see.

 

Woke up early and thought let's look at the euro posts which are bound to be positive. After visiting Bradford for non league for a 1pm kick off i had plenty of time to chill the wine. Curry ready and glass in hand i settled down and watched England win.too sloshed to read last night so here i am and what do i see?. Some jumped up sellotape salesman insinuating i am a hand cranker. Well let me tell you i have ladies for that sort of activity. In fact i shall be interviewing later today to select this weeks lucky winner.

 

I do like Indian lager

 

I prefer large Indians...

 

Euro 24 ,who started this racist post excluding so many of our Irish,Scots and Welsh friends,there should be a post we can all enjoy,maybe tiddlywinks.

 

They denied Scotland a penalty to beat Switzerland, but they gave england 5 to beat them. Fact.

 

That's the rules,they don't give fake diving pens,but they give genuine ones.Fact.

 

Because Scotland had no valid claim for a penalty

But at least Scots can soon claim to be "Proud Neighbors of the Euro 2024 Champions".

I understand that when England are crowned champions of Europe, that Glasgow City Council will re-name Buchannan Street in Glasgow, "Gareth Southgate Street" - and that this name change has overwhelming popular support in Scotland - especially amongst Scottish Leeds United fans.

 

Started on the vino calypso early, have we? Must be so stressful watching the pile of ****e called england.

 

can always rely on you WJ to pull the rod,fisherman the lot into the water.