Let’s Bring It Home Friends.....

Anybody watching the England game later?

Fortunately I’ll again avoid the English pundits here in Italy

 

Hope you're having fun nin.

Today I will be surrounding myself with things like army knives, watches, Families Robinson and rolls.

 

Here’s to hoping the sainted Jude’s halo slips

 

I'd be most grateful if someone would shove The Angel of the North in Shearer's gob.

 

Fortunately I’m spared that but I don’t understand a word of the commentator

This is zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Phew!!! 5 good pens. I wish Shearer would shut the feck up though.

 

You are very correct there Andy but I have to speak up for the 'Keeper's Union' that the Swiss goalie Y. Sommer did nothing in the shoot out to gain any advantage, he didn't jump up and down or shake his butt or glare at the opposition. in fact he did fack all

 

I've lived in Switzerland for a while so I felt 'As One with Them' and wanted them to do well today until I remembered that the nightclub doormen in Basle were complete c"nts and that they used me as a punchbag regularly. I left my calling card on a couple of them but generally I got a good old shoeing (mind you they were at home)

 

So twerking at the penalty taker would be a good distraction?

I can think of a number of ladies where that would work but not Sammer or Pickford.

I'm also an ex member of the keepers' union and had a good record of saving pens. Shaking my arse at the pen taker would definitely not have worked.

 

Not sure who....but someone said your arse completely fills the goal anyway!!!

 

So now ingerland have won the Euros, it's the Olympics next, unless that tennis nonsense is still going on.

 

doing this would have put many a penalty kick over the bar. Diving the correct way would also help of course

 

Now we just have to work out which of us ex-keepers you are slandering

 

Finally, after 4 years I have a semi……….

 

No. That's BT.

 

……detached house?

 

Colon?

Maskey will be along for this one no doubt.

 

Maskey conspicuous by his absence of late. Must be working up to something.

 

He's lurking and his avatar pops up on threads regularly.
He'll bite soon.

 

Where’s you know who