Election 2024

That BBC caption should read

Grant Shapps
‘former’ defence secretary

thank you please

 

This pirate has a sword

 

Jezza smashing his seat as an indie

 

And Mosley wins Clacton. That was a bad couple of minutes.

 

Farage the ****in grifter wins the only way is Essex

 

Farage’s message to Clacton.

I’ll try and bring some more tourism

 

Football teams in Rwanda with sleeve sponsorship saying Visit Clacton

 

Ashworth has lost to the Hamas candidate. Big shock there.

 

Bidens dad on the stage now

 

Yeah that was odd.

 

Rupert Lowe has won. Great news for Saints fans.

 

Reform seat prediction adjusted down from 13 to 4

Gobby **** Farage will make up for the other 9

 

Lichfield has gone Lib which I think is Wiggy Fabricant.

 

Gaza wins Leicester south

 

I’d rather live in Khan Yunis. Fosse to confirm.

 

Will have more time to sit at home and brush his outlandish toupee

 

Rees-Mogg going in on Channel 4. He ain’t happy.

 

Gillian Keegan battered. Wid by the way.

 

Gwan Gaza