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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    They do give off dangerous emissions: the weight of the vehicles (thanks to those heavy batteries) causes increased tyre wear, throwing millions of rubber and microplastic particles into the air, and also brake wear, throwing millions of particles of brake dust into the air.

    Also, heavier vehicles lead to more potholes, but no problems as Dame Beer Korma has some highly paid jobs for people going to fill them all.
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Mad how all the celebs who support Labour are all absolute throbbers :laugh:

    Mad throbbing ****ers.
     
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  3. DMD

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    He's boring, dishonest, evasive and lacking clear commitment. I can see why some lefties relate to him.

    People seem to be holding their nose when they vote for him. Given the competition, he had an open goal, and he seems to be making very heavy weather of winning people over. He's in for a very rough ride.
     
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    And champagne socialist hypocrites :emoticon-0136-giggl

    "Don't do as I do, do as I say"
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Guess who's back, back again, tell a friend...Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back.

    AHAHAHA!
     
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    Just as angry, twice as boring.
     
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    Tune in from 10 for the election special as everything predicted comes true to much hilarity.
     
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    :emoticon-0138-think:emoticon-0138-think:emoticon-0138-think

    ****ing hell, just how boringly predictable are these drippy ****s. <laugh>

    They've had **** all new for over a decade.

    The bland leading the bland.

    #transparentandpredictableasfuck
     
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    I see Starmer is flying around the Country in his jet to convince people of the need for his climate policies, and the mugs fall for it. <laugh>
     
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    His old man was a toolmaker though apparently.
     
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  17. pompeymeowth

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    Which Tories would be in your top 3 to lose their seats.

    Mine.

    1 Reesmong
    2 Rapecois
    3 Mordaunt
     
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    Lot of crying on here tonight!
     
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    All of them along with...
    Soonyknackerd (outgoing PM)
    Cooper woman (Labour)
    Jez ****byn (Former labour)
     
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    Not with me, unless I catch my man stick in my zipper
     
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