I seriously think Sunak was going for a scorched earth policy for this election, when he came out and basically said "Oh and btw, we are gonna stop benefits for the disabled and force people back to work". He knew he had lost casual voters by then and so was playing up to his hardcore base, ya know the "Send ehm ahht ta facking wurk, tha lazee cahnts" type people.
Yeah thought it might have been the replacement but googled her. Guess as vote draws go she’s probably the best they have. Like Fat Johnson bumbling his way half-dressed to shout something in support of Sunak before getting back to his single malt.
Just back from voting. There’s a candidate on my ballot paper from the Liberal party, which I thought was a bit underhand maybe trying to steal votes from the Lib Dems Anyway, will be looking out for the St Ives & Penzance constituency results later. If the Lib Dems kick the Tories out you can all thank RANDY power for that.
As I was going to St Ives, I met a man with seven wives, each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits, Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were there going to St Ives?
Looked it up. They have 12 candidates. They probably get most of their votes from people too thick to realise they aren’t the Lib Dems but I guess technically it’s the Lib Dems who aren’t them.
**** you. I am also registered disabled, so woke rules dictate I can rip the piss out of my fellow spackheads as much as I want.
