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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 3, 2024.

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Who are you voting for?

  1. Labour

    12 vote(s)
    38.7%
  2. Tories

    2 vote(s)
    6.5%
  3. Lib Dems

    6 vote(s)
    19.4%
  4. Reform

    10 vote(s)
    32.3%
  5. Green

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  6. Other

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. I’ll spoil the ballot paper as they are all useless

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    So.. an anonymous poll to see how the board will collectively vote tomorrow.
     
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  2. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    anonymous :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  3. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Sinn Fein? SNP? Plaid whateverthefucktheircalled?
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Where is the Purple Dildo option?
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    couldn’t make the deposit.
     
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  6. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Options 4 and 7 are technically the same thing.
     
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  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Looking at the votes so far then wow people on here are either thick as **** or a **** of a human or both or rich as ****
     
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  8. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    How often do you see those voting on right calling those voting left **** like this?

    "Everything for everyone and all for free #BeKind" - unless they disagree with your ideals in which case they are a Nazi **** <laugh>
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Sadly for you I’m not on the left. As Chippy will tell you
     
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  10. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Tories have ****ed literally everything after Blair had done the same and Starmer will continue the trend.

    Lib Dems are pisswater. Green have no policies that can or would work. So I either vote for that loathesome turd Farage and UKIP purely because immigration is absolutely the biggest current issue or I spoil the ballot. I’d invite anyone to summarise why I’m wrong.
     
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  11. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Won't be voting reform, but can't argue with anything there <laugh>
     
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  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Agree. I literally can't decide who to vote for as they are all ****e, like you say. Can't bring myself to vote racist reform, but do at least agree with some of their policies.

    I know some will say you need to vote if you want change, but change to what exactly?
     
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  13. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Bedwetter!

    Lib Dem policies however are the best by a country mile. But as you say MPs are piss weak
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    People who at least remotely care about other people?
     
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  15. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Lib Dems do have the best manifesto by a mile, yes.

    Reform manifesto is ****ing appalling. Not costed, all over the place, it's just been made up a few days before I think.
     
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  16. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Labour or Lib Dems are the only options.

    Reform are a Tory plant.
     
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  17. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    Totally agree - right now Labour and Tories are two cheeks of the same arse.
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I don't trust labour either though, they have some of the worst records for wasting budgets. And Starmer is a wet flannel.

    Lib Dem policies I do agree with a lot, but their party is just too weak. Might still get a vote anyway.
     
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    With Farage in the middle?
     
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  20. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Done
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