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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Nuns for rent. ( house )
    First served, first come!
     
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  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    ill take 50pence down and 20 threatening letters how's that for a deal mate
     
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    I'll lay odds of 2/1 on, that the reverend gets the prettiest nun
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    but will they let him near with his bacon prodder ?.
     
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    They all look the same upside down.
     
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    will you admit under caution, that you have had your bacon prodder out in public,if true we require you to take a cheese sniff test



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    Hello, Hello, Hello !........Evening all.....
     
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  8. Didley Squat

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    As l look into my crystal balls, l see two big knockers…..
     
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    With all my magical powers, l will look into crystal balls ( plural ) and give you all hope for the day….. just don’t hold ya breath.
     
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    What a load of tosh I tell thee!
     
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  12. Didley Squat

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    Rhats nice that it’s, l bust my anus trying to assist those that need assisting and what do l get in return?

    Cheek from uncouth troublemakers!
     
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    Uncouth troublemaker ? How very dare you !!
     
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    Ok, l dare me…. Taste nice.

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    Would that be iced coffee? Lovely jubbly !
     
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    Yes mate, l love a good ice coffee but milk don’t like me.
    Had one in twenty years….. and felt crook after, big time.
     
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    Almont or oat milk?
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

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    what about breast milk .......you still on it mate:emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    Mother knows breast!
     
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    Milky, Milky !!
     
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