Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Wonderful

 

Ooooh hardcore.
Look at me

 

Nice one

Was hoping was Cala Galdana

 

Bets on how long Chaos lasts?

 

Well you did say there was no all inclusive or no 5 star.
Apologies accepted


So we've established I'm not a bullshìtter and yee talk shìte

 

No, we've established I didn't know of any 5* hotels in Menorca that are all inclusive. I do now though. So thanks

 

It's excellent news. Hopefully yous will win something for a change next season, like some worthless cup or summat.
It'll put the North East on the map a bit and maybe we'll get some rich sportswash murdering regime to take us over to compete.

Would you swap sides again then ?


Actually, am happier the way we are now

 

No no. You told me there weren't any.

But don't let facts get in the way eh

 

Right ladies, am off. Few glasses of red and a filum.
Have a nice night under ya cardboard

 

I'm not going to take the piss but I'd love to know which 5* resort you stayed at in Menorca? As I'm not aware of a single one that's 5* and certainly none of them offer all inclusive.

The TUI ones didn't have all inclusive when I was looking, hence why it peeked my interest.

Then again, a hotel that allows a bunch of weedgies and mackems in, you can't really blame them for protesting against tourists can you?

 

I'm very cultured don't you know old chap

Good looking and minted to boot

 

Certainly none of them offer all inclusive

 

Ah, I see where your going here, your missing the "I'm not aware of a single one that's 5* and certainly none of them (the one's I was aware of, that are either 4* or 4T or 4 1/2 T with TUI etc) offer all inclusive.

Therefor after conducting my own research, looking for a nice hotel in Menorca, preferably Cala Galdana, were either not 5* and one's that were being listed as close to that were not offering all inclusive.

As it happens, now going to the Spanish mainland, clad in me full new kit (one to last all 14 days and nights), shin pads n all, whilst chewing on me steak bake as I walk through security at Ponteland Airport with my duty free before boarding the flight and singing blaydon races for the duration of the flight.

 

not possible now as I had my sixth digit removed so the village of the damned would suss me out sharpish.

 

Also I heard your sister has disowned you and you are banned from associating with seagulls.

 

This is true. Rehab is a bitch.

 

Don't forget to shout at the shops

 

It's been established the seagull nonce is actually from newcastle, do keep up old chap

 

I'll do it just for you.....I'll also video me joining in the protests shouting "Tourists go home" whilst carrying a black and white union jack with SMB written on

Just to keep the image up