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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Is this guys name for real? Not another hesakmi? Ironic as he’s won’t need to ask if it is.
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    Who the hell is he
     
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  3. Magdad

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    Uploaded his CV on Indeed and once he'd saved up enough to get an Easy Jet into NCL and an Uber to Sunderland, had an interview for Janitors job and impressed so much they offered him the managers gig.
     
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  4. JakartaToon

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    Don’t know why you guys are knocking him. He seems to tick a lot of the boxes:

    After working his way up at Lorient, he spent two years in charge of the first team, achieving their highest top-flight finish in Ligue 1 before overseeing relegation to Ligue 2 last season.
     
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  5. Horace Batchelor

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    Employing a manager with the surname Debris or summat that rhymes with it is mackemesque as f*ck! :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  6. boxheed

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    Somebody commented on their thread, can we now close the new manager thread now (1400 pages long)
    I think you better just hang slack for the minute mate :biggrin:
     
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  7. JakartaToon

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    With this one starting pre-season he has a good chance of making the top 5 longest serving manager list.

    Although I wouldn’t put it past them to start calling for his head if the pre-season friendlies don’t go their way.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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  10. Nig

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    Ha'way then @Rumpletoonskin
    What did you post about me on the Sunderland board that got moderated ?

    Spit it out, not yer dads jizz. Just yer post :emoticon-0148-yes: :emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0135-makeu
     
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  11. Magdad

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    I'm not going to take the piss but I'd love to know which 5* resort you stayed at in Menorca? As I'm not aware of a single one that's 5* and certainly none of them offer all inclusive.
     
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    Having read you guys getting all excited about the psr situation I popped over to trample over the burning embers of your club yes.

    I simply advised you all that Newcastle has sold a player with 1 goal in 55 appearances for 35 million and a player without a single Premier league appearance for 33.
     
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  13. Magdad

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    So we basically sold a kid who had never even stepped foot in Newcastle, let alone kicked a ball for us, for more than Sunderland FC was sold for? <whistle>
     
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    They were all sat around twitter refreshing the screen every 3 seconds praying for Gordon or isak to be sold.

    They ended up essentially realising they were actually sat masturbating over gay porn as usual.
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Our loanees are worth more than the Mackems…
     
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  16. Dr Venkman

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    I'm on their board now..
     
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  17. Magdad

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    not for long.gif
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    make sure your profile has you down as a NUFC supporter.
     
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