This fella.....

.....just assisted Mrs Masky in the petrol station with her petrol cap, somebody told her who he was!

Luckily he is an ugly b’stad, but Mrs M had to spend half an hour in her luxury bathroom afterwards for some obscure reason! Masky Of Llandaff

 

Is this the Llandaff Gentleman, Masky?

 

You are so sweet Barry Tiger pal, BFB says that you are slim and handsome like this twaat too Masky Of Llandaff

 

Now you know there is no ‘e’ in Masky BT....slipped it in by accident pal didn’t you....forgive you I will, as IB says with a twinkle in his two heads ”to be sure, to be sure!”. If you were to do it again however, Masky will cartoonist you as an overweight guy on a bike, and get BFB to give you one....now behave! Masky Of Llandaff

 

Apologies Masky, I didn't wish to offend and certainly wouldn't want to see a fat bloke on a bike. I have edited the offending 'e' and will try to ensure I don't make the same mistake again

 

Apology accepted fine fella, do you still want BFB to give you one? Masky Of Llandaff

 

No chance. He can take himself in hand.

After all there is a sign in the back window of his car.

NO HAND SIGNALS

W@NKER

 

I’ll leave it on the back burner then.......?
Masky Of Llandaff