In bed at 4:37am. Well actually, I wasn't in bed, which is kinda the whole point of the entire story. I had just returned from the toilet and YDRMDY looks up and actaully (re-writing all laws on stupidity) says to me: "Look, look at all the space you're taking up in the bed." I'm thinking ÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Â âââ‰â¢ÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬à ¡ÃâìÃÆââ¬Â¦ÃâáÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâæ how the fack can I be taking up space in a bed that I'm not even in? But, I'm very narky at that time of the morn, so, instead of converting this thought into words, I've punched her flush in the throat. Well, now she's thrashing around like a mad fish attempting star jumps for the first time in it's life. So, I says to her: "Hey, who's taking up all the bed now?"
Bollo, I'm afraid I can't say. If I told you...... well. Best not even THINK about what would happen.
Cheers Brum. TN was just talking pish and I nearly gave up there so thank god you came in there Pulse---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Bollo's finger
Brum - the boss is actually being super nice to me today. Trying to have a laugh and joke all the time. Very suspicious cos he was ****in RAGING at me the other day, got the proper hairdryer treatment! Something ****in weird goin on, I bet he's about to sack me.
Its like the gimp at school who was grounded for something stupid like getting **** marks in his homework & then say he couldn't come out because he had better things to do that he can;t talk about as its a secret
Dennis the Rapist is his new boss. The whole elaborate story of Dennis getting bumped was a smokescreen to hide TN8's shame about who his gaffer is. He's also pumping TN8's Mrs. Probably.
