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  1. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    If you roll a snakes eye while walking under a ladder thus knocking over a mirror with a black cat in front of you and get hit by a car and die, how many years of bad luck do you have?


    Move it Move it, we're still waiting Comm :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Nov 27, 2011
  2. blackcatsteve

    blackcatsteve Well-Known Member

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    0 because you are dead.
     
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  3. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    Another easy one before a harder one!

    Who makes it, has no need of it.
    Who buys it, has no use for it.
    Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
    What is it?
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Nov 27, 2011
  4. Washysafc

    Washysafc Well-Known Member

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    Steve Bruce?
     
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    Washysafc, Nov 27, 2011
  5. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    Never thought of that answer. Probably why I posted it<whistle>

    Good effort but not the correct one.

    Hint: He'll probably need on

    [NSFW]A Coffin[/NSFW]
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Nov 27, 2011
  6. blackcatsteve

    blackcatsteve Well-Known Member

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    I know it but will let others answer it, but it is a good one.
     
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  7. jerseymackem

    jerseymackem Active Member

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    Time?
     
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    jerseymackem, Nov 27, 2011
  8. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    Evening.

    I thought so to <laugh>


    PM me how to do the hide thing as it'll take me all day to figure :laugh: nah I'm just friggen lazy & your our resident it expert.
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Nov 27, 2011
  9. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    I'll give you 10 min :confused:
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Nov 27, 2011
  10. blackcatsteve

    blackcatsteve Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image


    click that and it does the BBcode for you

    [.NSFW][/.NSFW]

    just remove the . . from them.

    [NSFW]like this :)[/NSFW]
     
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    blackcatsteve, Nov 27, 2011

  11. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    You're out cruzing along with your best mate in your car in the only other passenger seat when an announcement comes over the radio. Warning Warning &#8220;A meteorite is about to hit earth & all citizens must leave immediately because everybody will be killed&#8221;. About to put the foot to the metal you pass a bus stop, at which an old sick woman is standing and the girl of your dream is next to her.

    What do you do?

    Option 1 but wrong
    [NSFW] Pull up, jump out, throw the keys to your mate, get the old bag, sorry elderly woman into the car & tell him to get her to the hospital. The girl is so impressed & well I&#8217;ll let you dream about the rest&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;[/NSFW]

    Option 2 but correct [NSFW]Wake up from your dream[/NSFW]
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Nov 27, 2011
  12. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    If you have it, you want to share it.
    If you share it, you don't have it.

    What is it?

    [NSFW]A Secret[/NSFW]
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Nov 28, 2011
  13. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Pie.
     
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  14. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    or a crap manager?
     
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  15. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    Nope

    Double NOPE
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Nov 29, 2011
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    [/QUOTE]How does she move it like that?

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    Jesus man, I'll be here all night now - gluuuuuuuuuueed!
     
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  17. blackcatsteve

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    Coffin

    Secret

    For the car one, how can you leave Earth, but other than that, i dont know.

    There is a word in the English language in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four signify a great man and the whole word a great woman. What is the word?
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    How does she move it like that?

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    [/QUOTE]

    Jesus man, I'll be here all night now - gluuuuuuuuuueed![/QUOTE]


    keep them eyes peeled mate..

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    Could be a long night.
     
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  19. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    Your trying to think to hard.
    I'll throw you a clue<whistle>
    Think about WHAT YOU'D do........& to who
     
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  20. blackcatsteve

    blackcatsteve Well-Known Member

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    We are all going to die anyway, open the door, push my mate out, and hope to god the girl will get in the car in with me and **** my brains out for our last 5 minutes on earth.

    But in all honesty, i would probably just turn to my mate, and cry "We are going to die", and run around in circles like a crazy loon till it hits lol
     
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