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Amazing farts

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    been there dunnit..............:emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm:bandit:
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    This is your life book….

    upload_2024-6-14_10-55-24.jpeg

    A rip snorter of a book.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 14, 2024
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    I learnt long ago if it comes out wearing carpet slippers and all nice and quiet (blame it on the dog)
     
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    I must remember to buy or borrow a dog <laugh>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 18, 2024
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ok, where’s Rog?
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 19, 2024
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  8. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    ok you rang my alias

    Fred Scuttle reporting for dooty sur

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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Evening viewers!
     
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    Evening Rev <cheers>
     
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    So glad you could share this with us, UTR's .............. That's Gold, liquid Gold!
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Just been squeezing a few out, tightening the sphincter lips, but it sounds like a bugle call. However, I just can't get away with the stink. Any suggestions boys
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    I've got the perfect song for farting, It's Elvis "I just can't help believing"

     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Please feel free to add a verse

    I just can't help believing
    when you're brewing up a wet one
     
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    I squeezed out a snorter
    what I need is a corker
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 6, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    and it stunk just like
    the **** house at the mosque
     
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    Follow that cried Starmer
    as he dropped one on the floor
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 7, 2024
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    you could hear the imbeciles roar
    as Diane came to the fore
     
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    Angela Rayner farted

    before the meeting started
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 9, 2024
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