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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Everyone is born with tits.
     
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  2. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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  3. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Some with bigger than others.
     
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  4. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    All born the same size
     
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  5. Magdad

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    I wouldn’t believe everything your mum told you. She was trying ti make you feel better about yourself <laugh>
     
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  6. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    It's true
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    Not sure possibly
     
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  8. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    So what is the sliding scale of interview time to player quality?

    Presumably it goes from Mbappe's life story, with contribution from friends and family, to Hendrick being dragged offscreen before he has a chance to open his mouth
     
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  9. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Think we are all British mate. Maybe wait until Scotland are on their way home and England are through to the quarter finals and then let him know he can support the English as we are all part of the same country.

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  10. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <cheers>[/QUOTE]
    What if you develop tits without plastic surgery and then have them removed?
     
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  11. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Do you two actually do any research before spouting off on here?

    1. Not all countries treat Citizenship rights based on birth in the same way.
    2. There are plenty of countries where, if you are born there, you do have the right to register for Citizenship, regardless of the nationality of your parents, but you are not automatically a citizen of that country.
    3. There are also plenty where you don't and your nationality is based on the nationality of your parents, or in some cases, only the father.
    4. English isn't a Nationality.
    5. Tomori could actually be a British, Canadian and Nigerian citizen, if his parents became British before his 18th birthday.
    6. Rights to play for national football teams are different to citizenship rights.

    My son was born in Indonesia to a British father (me) and a Peruvian mother, also holding Italian citizenship. He automatically took British citizenship (under Italian law child must follow father's nationality) as he had no claim to Indonesian citizenship. Now though, because he was born overseas, if he married a foreigner, and she gave birth overseas, the child would then not have a right to automatic British citizenship. Fortunately he is a lot more racist than me so I can't see that happening.
     
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  12. Toonitus

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    That's what I was saying but I covered it when saying other circumstances. Being born somewhere like seriously who cares.
     
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  13. JakartaToon

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    No you weren't. You were saying country of birth makes no difference and you are saying it again. Actually it makes a lot of difference in those countries where you have the right to register for Citizenship based on birth.
     
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  14. Toonitus

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    No I didn’t actually.


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  15. JakartaToon

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    But in some countries there aren't. You have an absolute right to apply for Citizenship based on the fact that you were born there. Nothing overrides that.
     
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  16. Toonitus

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    We were talking about here, but that's very interesting. For clarity I would like to point out that I am arguing against the notion that place of birth dictates nationality. I'm simply correct mate... the player born in Canada plays for England.
     
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  17. Rum & Black for 2

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    No.

    <cheers>

    So what you’re saying is that someone born in Canada is Canadian which proves what I said was correct. Thanks, although I said it in a more brief manner.

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    Oh, and just to back this point up.


    Canada is one of the few countries in the world that still operates on the principle of 'jus soli', a phrase meaning 'the right of soil'. This principle states that anyone who is born on Canadian soil automatically becomes a Canadian citizen. This principle is also commonly known as birthright citizenship.

    Canadian Citizenship by Birth | Total Law Canada

    Don’t forget this discussion was based on my simply saying Timothy was Canadian. It seems he is.
     
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  18. Toonitus

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    He is English now unfortunately, so you were wrong.
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    His date of birth is same as my brothers therefore his name must be Oliver and not Fikayo
     
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