Rangers v Celtic

Swinney with the green tie on

why are they like this?

 

The Nazis national stadium reminds me so much of ****todrie.

Trailblazers us Sheepies

 

Beating the nazis was a huge own goal for Blighty wasn’t it?

 

biggest travesty in human history

followed closely by oldcos triple relegation

 

Craig Gordon saves that

 

shocking from the keeper

 

Surprised the haggi munchers lasted so long

All the man skirt wearers can do is hoof the ball up the park.

****ing worse than useless

 

My granny saves that and she's been deed for 30 years.

 

**** sake thought you might have held out longer than 10 minutes.

 

Why the fùck are we leaving so much space out wide?

 

pathetic performance from the start, Clarke must have got the tactics wrong

 

Gio would get a result

 

not wasting any more time watching this pish, they've bottled it on top of being utter pish

 

Bring back the good old days when Scotland didn’t qualify for tournaments

 

We are playing with two wing backs and there is no cùnt within 10 yards of the German wingers!

Make it make sense.

 

Fire up another chicken and mushroom and put Vera on

 

It's Dunkirk all over again.

Send in the SNP motorhome

 

Hopefully a scudding of epic proportions here

 

Wonder what the odds are on the Nazis getting into double figures, aye in the first half