Rangers v Celtic

*Fosters Twist

 

Jammy bastard although I'd be lying if I said I never didn't scan my beer (and steaks etc) through the self scanner.

 

There is a difference between being a jammy bastard and a thieving bastard!

 

Disgraceful.

People like you should be hanged at dawn to teach you a lesson.

And I say that as a pacifist.

 

P.S. I am glad you said hanged and not hung like most of the plebs in the world

 

Good to see the capitalists irked

You still in Scotland ya ****?

 

Ps. ,you stole those items, your dishonesty is the exact same as mine.

 

The funny thing is I thought "make sure you type hanged ER because otherwise my good buddy will correct me immediately"

 

In asda you can bump all sorts of ****. They only check you now and again. Then you can just play dumb which is easier for some people

they deserve to be robbed anyway for trying to skimp on staff wages by getting you to scan your own ****

 

if you arent stealing from supermarkets, are you even triple digit IQ?

 

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Drew’s on Reddit now

 

BuT tHeY wILl pAsS the LoSs OnTo ThE cUsToMeR

Load of ****e, they will be ripping everyone off regardles

 

https://x.com/maedamealofthat/status/1801629910420631892?s=46&t=xhXvocuZda2fg-KSYDjMZA

 

this has seriously irked Nige

 

How much does your average kilt cost?

Just crossed my mind and I could be wrong but is the kilt not an Irish invention? If it is I'm writing a strongly worded letter to Owen Jones @GuardianLGBQ+ about this horrendous cultural appropriation

 

Not me guv, I was at home watching the telly.

I'm no coppers nark.

 

What show is that from Drew, was it The Bill?

 

I can't remember Ciaran but it was either that or The Sweeney.

One of the best lines ever was in The Sweeney when Regan and Carter burst into some lowlifes abode and pronounced "We're The Sweeney and we haven't had any dinner"

****ing class was The Sweeney.

It's amazing the amount of banal drivel that I remember but for the life of me I can't remember anything of any ****ing importance whatsoever

 

I do love the line and can definitely remember it from a show or something, always have a wee smile when you post it

By the end of the 1800s, the phrase 'copper's nark' had developed to refer to someone who was a snitch or who would take payment from the police to provide ..

 

In the grand scheme of things what makes you laugh or happy, regardless of how ridiculous it seems is what's important imo.

Doubt anyone on their death bed will be thinking about house prices or interest rates.