British Politics spam thread

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6,500 new teachers:

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7. A new bike
8. An upgraded mobile phone

Thank you santa, luv Keith.

 

9. Free Sky TV for ex Prime Ministers
10. Pension funds enshrined in law for ex Directors of Public Prosecutions

 

Keith Vaz (Labour) the Romanian homosexual rent boy scandal Pakistani guy ?

 

Did they still use the dunce’s cap when you were at school?

 

Toeknee Thatcher is set to be announced as the Far Right Wing Lefty Loony Labour Government's envoy to the Middle East.

His first port of call is Iraq apparently

Hope he takes his metal detector with him, the ****ing warmongering ****.

 

You went through the school system half a century ago and just spit out Lower Sixth Economics theory you’ve read on the internet though.

 

Rachel Reeves is truly a ****ing thick ****.

Should have stuck to doing the ironing.

 

Don’t be silly, he’s not clever enough to switch it on

 

Good one fatso.

 

Is Dame Beer Korma truly the son of a toolmaker

I've never heard him say that.