Rangers v Celtic

shame sevco are only 6/4 for the title, the bookies know Koppen is OP

 

Dessers is obviously going to get more chances though compared to Shanks or have I just popped.

 

**** off!

 

Shankers outperformed his xG by 4 whereas Dessers was 2 shy of his.

The data is there in black and white. Hindsight tells us sign Shankers in January and we win the CL bounty but we signed Silva and won a penalty

 

Agree about Silva the guy is a fanny but big Dessers is a decent big forward.

 

Ok you sign him then

 

Idah is the token darkie signed hopefully.

Dessers and Tavenier make up the vast majority of your goals and assists, it's not their fault its due to no other ****er chipping in. If yous had 2 or 3 other players contributing I reckon yous would not be giving those two the abuse they get.

 

Who's the seafarer chap on Twitter? Guys gonna top himself imo

 

Here it is lads

What you've all been waiting for

https://celticbynumberscom.ipage.com/honest-mistakes-2023-24-season-summary/

 

This is tragic mate

 

shankers went cold in second half of season, had a freakish unsustainable run earlier in season

whoever your new CF is will need to have a good season to match Dessers numbers

Kyogo also has a ton of big chances missed, clinical strikers arent coming the SPL

 

It's for the regular posters that are on here non stop who love a bit of pattern of assistance talk, not part time pricks like you who spend their Friday nights having the sexy time with many beautiful* ladies

*tbc

 

Kyogo had a brutal season, apparently him and the other Asians are balls deep isn't hookers most nights. Would like to see the chances missed compared to Dessers @The Cunnilungus Connoisseur would you take the Jap?

 

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2 Sons of Savile on here defending Dessers, way past the witching hour

Sum lyf

 

See Sevvy are in for Connor Barron of Aberdoom????

Questions for The Oracle @Drew

Does this player fit in the Sevco transfer model of being ****, or permanently injured, or ideally, both?

Does this player have a bizarre nickname like Stephanie Gizzard or Rowan Jacksie?

TIA
Shedster

 

Or Sally McMoist

 

no way