Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Half time 2 each


Jermaine jenas on the half time punditry


Bout his level

 

Half time unicef plug is beyond sickening

Everyone in the crowd holding up fake lighters

Camera pans to sad music via slow piano

Several nobody's begging for cash because governments like to bomb kids.

Meh

 

Oh ghod

Now some fat ginger singer who looks like a foodbank bouncer bleating out some ****e while we see images of kids we helped blow up and starve on the big screen.

 

Sucky been given a Fosse(ing) these last few pages.
Trying to style it out by talking about a celeb footy match when really he is all about Live Island.

 

Yeh its devastating tbh

 

Is it the first decoupling today?

 

Yeh mate.

Whatever that means

 

Tony belllew in goal.

Usain bolt has a gut like alan brazil these days

More gorls on the pitch

 

Eddie herne comes on

And some kid from east enders

 

Tony belllew concedes his 1st of the night @Peej

 

He was replaced by the Walkers Crisps mascot

 

As long as he gets home safely to his wife and kids...

 

I was trying to think today if they did pundatiry at the same time. I use to like watching Alan Hansen, especially when he was getting stuck verbally into a teams defence - couldn't really argue with him, with his trophy haul. Hope he pulls through but I'm guessing with such an announcement being made, things can't be good..

 

Don't think he was. Lineker has been doing it for about 20 years hasn't he?

 

If I remember Lineker was a bitpart on the show until Hansen retired and then he became the main man

 

If I remember Lineker was a bitpart on the show until Han

If in doubt Row Z

 

He became presenter in 1999. A full 15 years before Hansen left.

 

My fave player as a kid, hope he recovers.

 

OMG Paddy MacGuiness has won more trophies than Kane