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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    He’s 100% brown bread but only if brown bread fits into his macros on the diet days.
     
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    ****ing 5:2 diet. Absolute nonsense. If you eat less you’ll lose weight. ****ing genius.
     
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    I've no idea who this doctor is btw, but i'll assume by the comments he promotes some diet.
     
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    Yeah I didn’t know who he was until all this either.
     
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    Sounds like he doesn’t know who he is.
     
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    I made a similar one last night, very mixed response
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    It’s easy done though. People think ‘oh it will be okay it’s only a couple of miles’ and overestimate their abilities and underestimate their fitness and the terrain/heat

    I tried to ride an old granny shopper bike up the side of a Volanco in the Canaries a couple of years ago lol. But I turned back before I died.

    It don’t look good though. If they’ve not found him yet he’s probably gone well off piste, panicked and got himself into a place where he’d have no idea where he was
     
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    If you don't respect your age and ability, nature has a harsh habit of punishing you. First thing I thought when I heard he had walked for an hour without water, I'm like ffs, a doctor should know better, you would have thought. I know with all those Greek islands, expect extreme heat this time of year.
     
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    Think it’s more likely he’s offed himself surely. Weird to not take your phone.
     
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    Yeah although older people don't worry so much about phones, but I would never leave mine behind, and it's a rare occurrence if I forget to take it with me.
     
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    It's rare that you go window shopping beforehand tbh
     
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    Couldn’t take the pane any longer.
     
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    Thing is , these professionals are certainly better at giving advice than practicing it, how many obese nurses do you see waddling around the wards, more fat than thin.
    Plus a lot of these clever folk have little in the way of common sense, if it's not written down or on a graph, they're ****ed
     
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    You walked to Italy and back that time tho bro
     
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    Probs just still on the sash
     
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    The youngest doing his first half marathon tomorrow, very little training and goes out on the piss until now. Torn between "****ing legend" and what the **** am I doing up waiting for this idiot to to come in and cook a frozen pizza while I sit here and hope he doesn't fall asleep and burn the ****ing house down just so that I can get up in about 5 hours and drive the prick to Swansea for him to jog about with a hangover.
     
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    FFS Ponky :eek:
     
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    Hasn't turned the oven on so I'll just sit here for a while longer while he ****s about a little. ADHD is fun as ****.
     
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