Speak about the weather? Well, the weather in Britain is now known as Muslim weather, it's partly sunni, but mainly shi'ite.(Yes, I know I did this "joke" a few months ago aswell)
"Bucket list"? How dare you refer to death in such a trivial fashion. please log in to view this image
I picked up on it because I was looking for something to be offended by. That seems to be the done thing these days.