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Off Season Thread. Kiss Marry Kill

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Jun 5, 2024.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Twice

    Currently chasing my 3rd one

    Got 2 kids

    Aiming to have 3 kids to 3 women

    Proper G
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    3rd time lucky init. Good luck bru
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Did Leicester win the Premier League? ... there was me thinking it was all a dream ...

    I don't think we're in Kansas any more, Toto...
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I've been married twice, no way I'm doing it a 3rd time.
     
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  5. Bodinki

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    You still married to both? Or you divorced?
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Marriage isnt really a thing we do these days, well in my circle anyways, only one married in my friends group and now divorced

    My birds not bothered, if i asked her she'd say yes tho.
     
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  7. Bodinki

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    I only did it cos I wanted my kids to have the same surname as their mum.
    And also because my father in law is minted to **** and paid for the wedding, cost like 25k or some **** and I know I werent gonna ****ing pay that.
    Being a mum with kids of a different surname seems chavvy as **** to me
    But if you aint having kids, then marriage really means **** all and isnt worth your time or money imo.
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    Expensive load of nonsense, if you do ever go for it just do one of those holiday weddings on the beach things, that way you only get the people who really want to be there and you don't have to deal with the old brigade who are out for a free lunch.
     
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  9. Bodinki

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    My brother did that.
    His missus is a Greek American, and they got married in Greece.
    Was a good do. Cost me £600 in flights and ****, but we had a great craic.
     
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  10. luvgonzo

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    Because you wanted to be there, the free lunch brigade won't fork that out.
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Were having kids, probs next year, theyre getting my name. My seed my name you walking incubator now go make me tea
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I wouldn't care about the name thing personally. I'm on my 3rd surname already.
     
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  13. Bodinki

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    You a woman?
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    Not saying.
     
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  15. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I wanted a wife and kids right up to the moment my girlfriend at the time said "I'm pregnant". Like a dying man, the life I wouldn't lead if I had kids flashed before my eyes.
     
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  16. Chief

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    Me and Mrs Chief 'celebrated' out 25th anniversary last week, although neither of us even mentioned it tbh. I was on a golf trip anyway.

    Not married, got three kids and it doesn't matter a jot.

    Might have to do it before I croak though, something about state pension I think.
     
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  17. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    lol, my parents got married on my mum's 60th.
     
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  18. Bodinki

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    Aye, when one of you pops ya clogs, the other will get an extra pension, a Widow(er) pension on top of their state pension, which works out to about £185 a week, so its a decent amount.
    If you dont want a big do, just go down to the registry office and sign some forms, costs a couple hundred quid, but you can be married before lunch.
     
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  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Don't tell me they're now divorced or something?

    As that's what I expect would happen with us!
     
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  20. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I thought you didn't do that anymore <whistle>
     
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