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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    Apart from the fact that taxes are now the highest since post-WWII rationing, what "sky policy's"? Subscription fees? Entertainment and sports bundles? Broadband packages?
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    what!!
     
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  3. DMD

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    They haven't a ****ing clue, but to be fair, that's because Labour haven't either. <laugh>

    It's why they don't care how thick they look, as long as they can avoid having to declare what they expect from their chosen ones. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  4. DMD

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    I wonder if Braverman and/or BadEnoch are thinking of shifting across to Nigel.
     
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  5. Uncle Colm

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  6. Horny 4 Hamas

    Horny 4 Hamas 2023 Funniest Poster

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    They have no policies apart from the pie in the sky policies and the controversial changes to apostrophes.
     
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  7. Uncle Colm

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    Campaign song needed! <diva>

     
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  9. Mind The Duck

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    Are the USA and the EU part of the Ukrainian constitution?
     
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  10. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    A national curb on thick gammon.

    With 0% of the vote we could make it happen!
     
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  11. HRH Custard VC

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    At lest it gets rid of them for a while
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

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  13. HRH Custard VC

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    You are stuffed then, still at least you tried and failed
     
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  14. DMD

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    That's part of the fun, they barely get noticed even when they post their empty rhetoric and are almost immediately forgotten , but they carry us in their heads 24/7/365. <cheers>
     
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  15. DMD

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  16. Treble

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    How can you be stuffed with a 0% landslide?

    You've not thought it through Kustard ol' boy.
     
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  17. DMD

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    There are no winners from the two of them on this, but the tories certainly lost in the comments section. <laugh>

     
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  18. Toby

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    That doesn't make any sense.
     
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  19. Gambol

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    We have exactly what we all allowed to happen and it has **** all to do with democracy.

    I'll be alright, though. I've trebled up on my alcohol and tobacco intake. I shall check out of this ****ty world with a smile on my face and a prostitutes mouth on my cock.

    Tell me I'm wrong.
     
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  20. Treble

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    You're wrong.

    But I liked the post anyway. That's the important thing <diva>
     
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