What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Nero the best

Costa next best. but mainly cos whenever i walk past a tesco or a sainsbury with the machines in i collect at least 3 beans on my app by spamming it and taking just one drink, i dont like paying for that either most of the time and often avoid it when possible.

Works out i get about 3/4 free lattes a month and maximum soul enrichment

 

They’re all free if you just walk off from the machine without paying.

 

If you read again properly youll see ive enhanced that part of the life hack

 

Rather just not read it properly tbh

 

They pay their taxes….so I’m happy

 

Veg in the fridge was looking a bit ropey so just going to eat it all without sides.

 

you will be farting like a shirehorse tomorrow.

 

Surprisingly not bad on the farts but just curled out a brilliant ****. One of those where you feel light enough to fly after.

 

Planned a carbonara, but only had smoked streaky bacon so it’s not idea. Ton of pepper and pecorino helped.

 

Looks nice. Have you used cream though?

 

Never. Just bacon, pasta, egg, pecorino and some pasta water.

 

Good job.

 

Michael Moseley missing. Hope he's ok.

Thoughts are with Schlem and his keto diet at this difficult time.

 

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must be an optical illusion…..because it looks like you have cucumber on that butty

 

Love a bit of cucumber, nice crunch.

 

Whrers Greeeeelucshch when you fuiooickin need the aversagyr ****. ?

 

Gareth, Low block.

 

Okay then.