Match Day Thread Premier League, Cups & Euro Watch

Cos they want to pay him more than they paid leicester when thry have to pay him off in 3 months

 

Probably for a similar reason to an advert showing a car driving into the sea in Brighton and coming up in the South of France has to put a "Don't try this with your car" warning in small print.
Or maybe it's just for entertainment purposes...

 

I thought after maybe it's a legal requirement.

Shame though, kind of ruins the point of it.

 

Yeah, but if you got sued for making false claims every sports hack in the land would be penniless.

 

Very odd club.

Chelsea not Leicester.

 

Yeh apparently we've pretty much signed 100 players already this window.

 

Or declared all your players for sale yeah?

 

Well that too yeh. And Dierdre who works in the canteen.

 

Bayern want fernandes amd some saudis or other want casemiro. You must think you've won the lottery there mate.

 

No that was last week.

 

Oh no, not Deirdre?
Well, at least you'll get more for her than for Harry Maguire.

 

They use sites like that as a "source"

 

It is ridiculous that one piece of nonsense suddenly populates into about a hundred papers saying the same thing. Most don't even bother to change the text, literally a copy and paste.

 

It spreads like wild fire but you'll have have to stop this now as sucky says discussing this is bad and makes him anxious or something.

 

Scratch England side drawing in a gske nobody wants to play for fear of injury.

J. Pickford
E. Konsa,
K. Trippier (c), Captain (how the actual ****)
C. Gallagher
L. Dunk
M. Guéhi
J. Bowen
T. Alexander-Arnold
O. Watkins
C. Palmer
E. Eze

 

Dunk should be a basketball player... Bowen should be an archer... Trippier should be a drug dealer... Pickford should be anything but a footballer.

 

Aye Sucky is Twitter king so if the transfer bullshit ended tomorrow so would his whole world.

He'd be reduced to watching dogs licking their balls to the tune of Galway Girl. Which tbf would probably be an improvement.

 

It's why Sports Witness was created

 

England step it up in second half and make some subs after getting a pen

Trent scored.

 

Bloody hell I haven't seen that in over a decade!

There's some real ****e out there not remotely worth entertaining i.e. Goal.com, TEAMtalk and FourFourTwo.