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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DMD

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    Are any of the lefties on here going to finally post what they expect from a Labour Government?

    As I read it, people have the worst choice of candidates in living memory, and we're liable to have the bizarre situation of a party nobody really wants winning by a landslide. <laugh>
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Wasn't Farage the guy that succeeded in taking the UK out of the EUROPEAN UNION ?

    <laugh>
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

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    As leftie, I want free money and free cake
     
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    Was it last week he announced he was focusing on backing Trump, and this wasn't the right time for him to stand in the UK?

    I reckon the Diversity march on Monday woke him up a bit.
     
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  6. DMD

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    But queers are for Palestine, did they not get the memo?
     
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    Never put you down as a NF fan boy, you come across as a Corbyn cock sucker
     
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  10. DMD

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    The lefties look set for a landslide, but they still feel the need to try to slate the opposition.

    Surely they must have something to offer about their chosen people, or do they really still not know what they're actually voting for and just try to hide behind 'not that <diva>'? <laugh>
     
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  11. Treble

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    Imagine in a democracy with fair elections a party that 'nobody wants' wins by a landslide.

    Genius! :confused:
     
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  12. DMD

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    You do realise that not everybody votes don't you? <doh>

    We're seen as a Labour hotbed, but they often only get about 10% of those eligible voting for them.

    No wonder the kids are struggling when the teachers are clearly as thick as pig ****. <laugh>


    So, any of you extreme lefties care to say who you would want as chancellor, and who as home secretary?
     
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    They offer huge tax rises along with pie in the sky policy's
     
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    Yep. He conned the spanners once, can he do it again? There are some very thick ****s out there, and many of them seem to be concentrated in the swamplands.
     
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    Uncle Nige playing a blinder...Tories are going to get wiped out.
     
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    Nobody will want the party that about 28% of the electorate votes for when given at least three options and usually more. Brexit with two options was the greatest show of democracy ever with 36% of the electorate.
     
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    They need to be wiped out and replaced with fresh blood
     
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    Quartermong will tell you that 38% was actually 4586%.

    It's funny though. Nobody votes for me. Hey I won a landslide with 0% <diva>
     
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    A bigger loss is actually more like a win when you’re always winning.
     
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    What policies do you want from a Labour government?
     
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