Off Topic What have you just had for Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner?

Caprese salad with grilled chicken breast dusted in paprika.

 

Double Vanilla custard (ice cream) with toppings of cherries, apple crumble topping, gummy bears, topped with whipped cream and monkey's blood.

 

You fat bastard

 

This!

 

Are you in some kind of weird cult or something?

 

How old are you????

 

Tbh the monkeys blood sounds better than the custard, custard is always wrong.

 

Custard is peak

 

The waitress asked what I wanted off the menu and the wife had gone to the ‘restroom’ !!

 

Well done on the use of the term "restroom" those language lessons flying across the Atlantic came in handy I see.

 

I keep having to ask them to translate.

Gas?

Restroom?

Custard?

Grill?

You check in on the Colonials and they’ve gone and butchered the language!!

 

Can you imagine how grotesque penfolds prehistoric farts are.

 

Go ask for some chips

 

And

Train Station = MARC ???

 

Plus the waitresses keep telling me to have a nice day but I can’t find it on the menu!!??

 

Jesus

 

Do you smoke Trev?
If you go to a bar, ask if you can have a puff on a ***.

 

It’s good to get tips from those who have done it all before but no, I don’t smoke.

 

they are yet to carbon date him