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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, May 28, 2024.

  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    This isn't a political thread mate, just a bit of ironic fun ...

    ... post what you like, even if it's your mother in law <laugh>
     
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    When did I come on this post and denigrate what you said?
     
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    In that case, I'd nuke Israel.
     
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    So, who's spewing political hatred?

    What does it matter if what you've said was months ago or ten minutes ...

    ... you're glorifying Braverman who's a failed politician and successful bigot.
     
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    Essayyeffcee Well-Known Member

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    You have to include Trump, Putin and the head of Isreal, maybe even Biden (even though he can't have that long left so would it be worth it?) and I would defintely include Ant and ****ing Dec, James Corden and Michael McIntyre (mainly cos I can't stand any of them!) and maybe Gary Lineker cos then it may keep him off twatter!

    Oh and just remembered - that ****ing Rylan whathisname!
     
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Thank heaven's for people like you who can entertain an abstract concept and have a bit of fun.

    Incidentally, if you only have six weeks to live, poor old Joe might outlive you <laugh>

    BTW, if you need help with Corden I'd hold him while you slit his throat.
     
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    Essayyeffcee Well-Known Member

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    Fun? Ah yes fun - I get you now! Thats all that this is - a bit of fun! :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    In response to you posting about Hague and Mogg someone followed up in that saying they were spewing hatred (obviously political hatred)
    As for SB that's your opinion...certainly not mine.
     
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    Mackem-Tiz Well-Known Member

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    I too took it as fun...hence I named a few too! <laugh>
     
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    'POST ON MY FUN THREAD SO I CAN FIGHT YOU!'
     
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Hmm, you're overthinking it mate, it's just a bit of harmless fun ...

    ... obviously none of us are intent on murder.
     
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  14. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Sadly some people see the word 'Smug' and come out for an argument ...

    ... then accuse me of looking for an argument.

    If you can't handle a bit of daft irony just f*ck off and start a thread of your own ...

    ... no one will bother posting on it but at least you're actually making a contribution to the board for once.
     
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    I too took it as fun...hence I named a few too!
    Then it gets brought up 6 months later and used against you <laugh>
     
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    Put the can down mate and get yourself to bed
     
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    He never goes to bed mate <laugh>

    Just like when he was 'Exile' he posts all through the night despite only living in Scotland ...

    ... at least the Aussie and USA lads have an excuse.
     
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    Some of those I would choose have already been picked, so thought I'd widen my options a bit. I'm avoiding the obvious ones like certain politicians, murderers, rapists, child molesters etc.

    First would be the scrote who done this.
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    I know his name, and i know where he lives.....even seen the twat out and about in Consett. It was only the blackout blind that saved more damage.

    Another one I would have picked, but it's too late, would have been Whitney Houston. This is for crimes against singing.
    Another obscure one would be Sarah millican, for crimes against comedy.
    Both these really, really grind on me. Enough to murder? Aye, probably.

    Well you did ask <cheers>
     
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    I'd help you with most of them tbf mate, especially the one with the brick ... quietly and with care would be the way.

    I've only seriously planned a murder once and spent a year going over every detail ...

    ... the bastard died young, of a cocaine overdose, before I could carry out my plan.

    His name was Vulture, an Ashfield Hell's Angel, who'd hidden behind his mates and insulted me.

    C*nt <laugh>
     
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    He'll get what's coming, just not yet.
    My son has come back from Thailand and bought a house here, one of the first things he wanted was to show him where this scrote lives.
    "Leave it with me Dad"....
     
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