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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. DMD

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    Does he just make her a cup of tea?
     
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  2. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Very good
     
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    A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

    He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

    "Good," she replied. "Get your own friggin blanket."

    After a moment of silence, he farted...
     
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  4. Ron Burguvdy

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  6. rovertiger

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    Well said that person, no racism in the statement just the truth.
     
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    I suspect it’s bollocks.
    If it was true it would have been posted with a link. I suspect it’s mainly been posted to whip up actual racists though.
    Having said that I personally don’t think halal meat should be available here, but that’s because I value animal rights more than religious beliefs.
     
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    There is literally a statement below the tweet that has been posted saying that the content is oft-repeated bollocks. Designed to rile up gents that spend a lot of time scrolling Twitter, I suppose.
     
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    It never did the Kray's any harm. :emoticon-0125-mmm:


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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    ****!!!
    I ****ing love karma.
     
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