Rangers v Celtic

Any pics of the barmaid?

 

No need for sarcasm sonny.

I may pop in tomorrow after my bulk delivery of Pot Noodles has arrived.

 

Sorry, she was too busy fiddling with my privates and had me all in a lather and I inexplicably neglected to take the required photographs. You understand I was temporarily distracted, what's a chap to do

 

Good news Bearsies. Liam Kelly is back at the Brox!


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Africans cooking dogs in Ireland

some buzz

https://x.com/sargon_of_akkad/status/1792982758773469293?s=46&t=xhXvocuZda2fg-KSYDjMZA

 

Was that filmed with an old Nokia?

 

*tender looks

 

How do you do that? Do you shave the whole dug before cooking it? Or is there a quick way to get rid of its fur before BBQ time?

Genuine question.

I'll put the answer in my post apocalypse survival guide.

 

Can you not just burn it off?

 

Well it is Ireland so probably

 

If you burned it off you would destroy the tasty flesh. Idiot. Your chances of post apocalypse survival are zero.

Unless, for a reasonable fee, you subscribe to my post apocalypse survival guide. A snip at £20k.

 

I’ll just eat humans. Won’t feel as guilty killing them

 

I've got my eye on you. Fatso.

Let's keep in touch.

 

They have skinned it. The tail and head have been removed.

Tbh that video is so bad its possible it's actually a small deer. Hard to tell.

 

I didn't think it was a dog either. I don't think Tasty Toley really thought it was too. Hmmmmm, Tasty Fat Trev.

 

Tbf that's probably what David Livingston looked like in his final moments

 

theres a video from italy of them doing the same to someones pet cat

they dont belong in civilisation, they havent earned it, they never built a two storey building in africa

 

Cheap, Scotch, homegrown and a son of sevco.

Ticks a few boxes tbh

 

That's Doctor Livingston to you.

 

are you guys downgrading butters?